My Drunkin' Day of Pain

ok so last weak we were given a 4 day pass to the city yeah we all got smashed and i dont remember much but the last day i'll never forget the first thing i remember is walking down some street in......well we were in ohio that i do remember dont know how we got there being that are hotel was in indi. anyways 4 of us were walking down some street drunk as fuck at 3:00pm when we see a wax parler sam was the one that came up with the plain, nick are medic hairy fat basterd, well sam talked him in to geting his chest waxed this dude's chest is like... no chest all hair well he said he'd do it if someone got waxed too, thats when the light when on in my head "never a good thing" when i saw brazilian so nick agreed that if i got a brazilian he'd wax his chest at this point i still thought it a great funny thing to do even when i was laing butt naked on this mat with 8 ppl watching and the wax being put on my.....well you know i was still laughing in one swift pull i went from laughing to crying yes water was pooring out of my eyes i dont think i have ever been in that much pain, but i did not stop i maned up and got the whole package done yes EVERYTHING think about it. but no my day did not stop there i later thought it'd be cool to pirce my nipples it too hurt. i dont remember what happend next or how we got back on base but we did. and i will never forget that night.