Monday, March 2, 2009

My Drunkin' Day of Pain

ok so last weak we were given a 4 day pass to the city yeah we all got smashed and i dont remember much but the last day i'll never forget the first thing i remember is walking down some street in......well we were in ohio that i do remember dont know how we got there being that are hotel was in indi. anyways 4 of us were walking down some street drunk as fuck at 3:00pm when we see a wax parler sam was the one that came up with the plain, nick are medic hairy fat basterd, well sam talked him in to geting his chest waxed this dude's chest is like... no chest all hair well he said he'd do it if someone got waxed too, thats when the light when on in my head "never a good thing" when i saw brazilian so nick agreed that if i got a brazilian he'd wax his chest at this point i still thought it a great funny thing to do even when i was laing butt naked on this mat with 8 ppl watching and the wax being put on my.....well you know i was still laughing in one swift pull i went from laughing to crying yes water was pooring out of my eyes i dont think i have ever been in that much pain, but i did not stop i maned up and got the whole package done yes EVERYTHING think about it. but no my day did not stop there i later thought it'd be cool to pirce my nipples it too hurt. i dont remember what happend next or how we got back on base but we did. and i will never forget that night.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Where are the other 20?

By TOM HARRIS KVUE News

Forty-Two Texas National Guard soldiers left Central Texas Monday on their way to Afghanistan, and they have a rather unique task ahead of them.
They will try to create peace by teaching farmers to be more self-sufficient.
Lt. General Charles Rodriguez says it's going to be a very difficult job. "They are going into a country that is very exotic and very backward, especially in the area of agriculture."
"We just kind of wait for his phone calls and hope that everything is going OK while he is there," said Robin Morrison, military spouse.
The military says the key to this mission is to teach the people of Afghanistan to be self-sufficient, without turning to the insurgents for help.
"We need to show the people that they can become more self-sufficient and they need to work with each other rather than breaking off into factions and looking for help outside from the Taliban or al-Qaeda," said Colonel Dan Harris.
Hope Dean is eight months pregnant and is saying goodbye to her husband Chris who she won't see again for at least a year. She says it's going to be tough.
"He is not going to be there with me to help me through the labor and to be there to help me take care of the baby," Dean said.
Chris Dean wishes he could be there for his wife and family. "To not be able to be there whenever my child is born is a pretty difficult thing," he said.
Most of the troops leaving on Monday are from Camp Mabry. They will be stationed in Afghanistan for at least a year.
"Well there are actually 62 of us the 20 not talked about by KVUE NEWS, me and 19 others are the sec-for. are job is to ensure that the taliban and or al-Qaeda fighters stay out of the picture i don't no why people don't like talking about us, like we are the unwanted bastard child. but that's life anyways just thought I'd let everyone know what it is I'll be doing i don't think I'll be able to post again in till i get in country so yeah take care every one